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Thread #6289 Message #1491678
Posted By: Jim Dixon
23-May-05 - 10:41 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: The Used Up Man
Subject: Lyr Add: THE USED UP MAN
T.G. Booth's Celebrated Comic Songs. No. 1. THE USED UP MAN As Sung by Him with the Most Rapturous Applause, and with Unprecedented Success in the Principal Cities of the Union Arranged for the Piano Forte by the Man about Town. Boston: Oliver Ditson 115 Washington St., 1845.
1. When darkness is around, and other people snoozes, I often sits me down and cogitates the muses. I often thinks it hard that there is such a many Wot has got more cash than they can spend while me I aren't got any.
CHORUS: Oh I's a used up man, a perfect used up man, But if ever I gets up again, I'll keep up if I can.
2. I ain't got no dad nor never had no mother. No sister I ain't had except an only brother, And he, poor soul, is dead. He died one windy mornin' 'Bout a dozen years ago, the day that he was born in.
3. I s'pose when I dies, from Satan I'll be driven, And have to loaf about outside the walls of Heaven With none to take me in, no friendly voice to greet me, No one to cheer me up, and not a soul to treat me.
4. When I arrived in town, I kinder thought I oughter Patronize the bar, so I called for soda water, But the barkeeper he winked. Says he, "Let's use him up." So he puts his hand over the glass and put some poison in my cup.
5. Now after I had drank it, I kinder felt so queer, I kept longing for more brandy and felt a burning sensation here, So I went and drank till I got a pretty good load, But I've come to the sad conclusion that saltpeter will explode.
6. I'd get along like grease if 'twas not [for] these old clothes, These old hat, and these old boots, and these jolly red nose. Oh, I's a victim. Will no one here befriend me? Take pity on a used up man and just a quarter lend me.