somewhere in there AT - you seem to have lost the gist of conservatism. Speaking as a non conservative, you seem to have missed the basic philosophy of conservatism - which if it has any virtues are as follows

1) Personal thrift and self reliance - not throwing money at spendthrift public disposers of the public purse
2) Honest sound economics - non distortion of the market economy
3) less government


i know that at the time of the second World War such noted conservatives as Woody Guthrie encouraged people to buy war bonds. maybe that's what you need - a guitar printed with THIS GUITAR KILLS LIBERALS to get your pals to rally round the flag.