Yeah tas, i know whatcha mean. Last bloke i got on wif at a festival, we were in his panel van, doin' whatcha do, y'know, and 'e 'ad 'is dawg in there too, an' all 'is dirty socks an' other stuff lyin' around, like old tinnies 'n' rubbish and that, an' there was this kinda black stuff growin' round the edges of the winders - like, i fink 'e lives in there all the time, know wot i mean?

Anyways, we wuz just gettin' sorta hot'n'heavy like, then 'e sez "Wanna see my pet snake?" Well i tell ya tas, I was outta that place like a shot, i mean like, enuff's enuff, know wot i mean? He's probly got a pet croc in there to i bet. I don't care if 'e is kinda cute an' all, wif them fethers in 'is 'at. Cum to fink of it, i wonder wheir 'e got them from? Probly killed some pore bird to get 'em. After all i do have standids y'know.

Del