James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George DuPree
Took great care of his MOAB though he was only three
James James said to his MOAB:
"MOAB," he said, said he
"You must never go down to the end of the threads,
if you don't go down with me.
Don't ever go down to the end of the threads,
if you don't go down with me."

James James Morrison's MOAB she ate some raisin breads
James James Morrison's MOAB, she roved to the end of the threads
James James Morrison's MOAB
She said to herself, said she
"Well, I can get down to the end of the threads
And be back in time for tea.
Well, I can get down to the end of the threads
And be back in time for tea."

King Amos put up a notice: "Lost, stolen or strayed,
James James Morrison's MOAB,
She seems to have been mislaid
Wandering vaguely all about quite of her own accord
She tried to get down to the end of the threads--
Forty shillings reward.
She tried to get down to the end of the threads--
Forty shillings reward.

James James Morrison Morrison, commonly known as "Jim"
Said to his other relations not to go blaming him
For James James said to his MOAB
"MOAB", he said, said he
"Don't ever go down to the end of the threads,
If you don't go down with me.
You must never go down to the end of the threads,
If you don't go down with me."

Now James James Morrison's MOAB,
She hasn't been heard of since,
King Amos said he was sorry,
And so did Rustic and SRS,
King Amos, somebody told me,
Said to Bee-Dubya-Ell,
"If people go down to the end of the threads,
Well what can anyone do?
If people go down to the end of the threads,
Well what can anyone do?"