Ywo Irishmen, two Irishmen, sitting on a fence
One called the other a dirty son of a
Peter Murphy, Peter Murphy, sitting in the grass
Along came a bumble bee and stung him in the
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you know lies
If you ever get hit by a bucket of s***
Be sure to close your
Ice cold lemonade, five cents a glass
If you don't like it you can stick it up your
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
If you ever....

That's life
What's life?
A magazine
How much does it cost
Fifteen cents
I've only got a dime
That's life..
What's life..
A magazine

Jerry