Know exactly what you mean T & S, it's what puts me off them late night sings at festivals. Trouble you've got is that all the decent males have been got at by us wifeys who won't allow our men to stink.

My advice is if you find one that's half decent, lure him to the nearest river, give him a good dunkin' & see if he scrubs up. If not go back & find another one & give him the same treatment. You never know one might just scrub up OK.

Good luck to you gal!