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Thread #59418 Message #1493548
Posted By: Rapparee
26-May-05 - 09:15 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border when they passed the dead body of an Iraqi insurgent in a ditch beside the road. A short distance further along the road, they found a badly
mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road,
barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked
him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the
teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi rebel. I aimed my rifle
and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of shit!"
He looked me right in the eye and screamed back, "George Bush is an
unprincipled, lying piece of shit!"
"We were still standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."