Barbara: Oh, yes, I had forgotten about that one. In Beverly Hills in the 1940s it was

There's a place in France

Where the women wear no pants

And the men go round

With their wienies hanging down.

In those days it was the first dirty song that most boys learned. Once I was at a circus where, as part of the show, a line of elephants defecated in unison, while the band played the tune to that song. There is no connection, of course, between elephant droppings and French underwear, but the tune seemed appropriate to accompany the dirty part of the show.

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

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