Now Martin don't be nasty son. It seems like you've been this way about us liberals ever since Bill Clinton rejected your sexual advances at the Democratic fund raiser at our house that night. I'm sorry son - but I was just more his type than you were. It might have been my big bottom that attracted him in the first place. And I'm sorry you caught us like that but the passion we liberals feel just can't be denied.

Hillary will be here next week. Are you two on speaking terms again ? She says there's still a place for you on her campaign committee. Just don't come over too early - we don't want to get caught again do we ?