When I were a lad, you could tell what spam email was about by the subject line - or at least the general idea of it! Now, they come with rather surreal subjects. Here's a few I just cleared out from the one of my addresses that gets spammed (it's a word with a number - that's why it gets the spam). This address is never given out - I just created it as a test and keep it in reserve - so none of these emails come from any site or person I know.

Re: Metaphorical Caffeine (Bulk)
Re: gudgeon Uni-Guaifen
Re: reservedly Hydrochlorothiazide Oral
Re: biltong Dextrose 25% in Water (D25W)
Semester Turpentine Miscell
brusselsy Topsamola

I fail to see the connection between dried meat and sugared water, but I do like the sound of the Turpentine one, and I like brusselsy. (None were opened, especially as some had attachments.) Anyone else got any good ones? If you don't get spam, just create a new address and call it something like john456 and keep it for the spam....