Aye away ye go n pit own yer big ower the knee boots and get oot there an catch a bit o supper fur yersel and yir gid wumin Giok!

There's me noo, first day it husnae rained in a week and am still huvin tae split wid fur the Stove fur the nichts here ur still caul..were the hell did yon thing called Spring go?
Jist like weather though, this tae shall pass...soon a wull be greetin and moanin aboot the bloody heat and bugs and yon humidity...
ye cannae win (jist like St. Mirren!!)
Sling wanny yon french liquers intae a buckit fur me wid yi?
...yir a champion so yi ur.
:>)
Phonetic spellings of course LOL