The lyrics this GUEST Cookie character remembers from Austin are punctuated exactly as are these found with a goole of 'and it takes a pink burrito'. I wouldn't waste any time on this character. BS--which seems to be what the post started wit--belongs below the line, IMO.

Date: Wed, 9 Mar 1994 13:21:43 -0500 (EST)
From:
Subject: This is a foul turn of events...
To: Donkey


If smoking becomes illegal, how many of you who have quit intend to
take it up again, just out of spite?

If guns are outlawed, will Robert's feet receive sufficient ventilation
in his next vehicle?

How many of you have given up sex, at least for Lent?

How many of you have given up sex because you don't make enough money
to induce anybody to sleep with you?

How many of you like to offend people at your parent's parties by
prefacing every remark, ala Phil Ochs, "Here in Fascist America..."?

Malibu Skipper
Compiling Data

"TV dinner is a dish that I'm lovin',
you take off the foil, twenty minutes in the oven;
get a loada
RC Cola
TV dinner
Plate of twinkies
and it takes a pink burrito,
for to keep me clean.
(For to keep me clean)"

R. Crumb