Sofa? You watch - WATCH! - poker - ON TV - and call me a sofa sitter? a davenport duffer? a recliner recliner? an athelete of the armchair arena? As soon as I am back up to snuff, come on up to Kent County with me and I'll take you into the backwoods for some troutin. If ye can follow me through the bush and the bog and the flies for a day, I'll watch a poker game with ye.

BTW, did you get your citizenship yet?