Reminds me of an old party record called THE CREPITATION CONTEST. "Crepitate" according to the online dictionary, means "to make a crackling or popping sound," but on the record, it's a euphemism for "fart." As I understand, it's a non-musical comedy skit.

Actually, I don't think I've ever heard it, I've only heard OF it.

I see it's been mentioned a few times at Mudcat, but no one has come up with a transcription. I'd love to hear it, and barring that, I'd love to read it.