Ya know what scares me the most about the Patriot Act??? Well, it was written by a bunch of folks who campained all throughout the south on themes of too much government in "your life"... Yeah, these are the folks who prreach and campaign about the excesses of governemnt but when you turn yer back on them for one minute they find yet another way 1984 ya'...

Like what's that all about???

And then ya' go down in Red-States-Land an' talm to folks about 1984 and they say, "Huh, excuse me but can't ya see that I'm watching NASCAR?"

And speakin' of NASCAR. We got 24 hour NASCAR stuff going on on our cable service. Yup, no matter what time, day 'er night, you can tune into cars going round, and round, and round... Oh, how exciting...

Meanwhile back at the Crawford, Texas ranch, anti-big-brother-bush is cookin' up yet another scheme to invade yer' danged privacy...

Like I said, go figure????

But don't miss one danged lap of that Haliburton/Enron/Harkin Energy 500, gol dang it...

Round and round and round and round and round.... Like a danged hypnotists watch....

Oh, and don't firget to vote agsainst them liberals who wanta kill off yer babies....

Round and round and round and round and............

Bobert