At a border, down in Tuscon, fightin' crime and riskin' life,
Dwelled a sheriff and his buddy, pistol-packing Barney Fife.

Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife.
He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife.

Then one day there come a-ridin' two bad Cally For Ny Ans.
But Fife was tricky, a dead-eye dickey. Wow they don't look like Americans!

Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife.
He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife.

He messed with Loree, he's a goner, his life will be a living hell
Booper laughs and calls him over, guess you'll be joining me as well

Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife.
He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife.

I'm not sure why, Loree didn't show him, her tattoo upon her ass
Stars and Stripes will wave forever, he would've simply let her pass

Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife.
He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife.

Now this story, is ending happy, Loree's free and Booper's glad
He didn't want to drive forever, especially when the woman's mad

Oh, my darin', oh, my darnin' oh, my darin' Barney Fife.
He's a deadly migrant-stopper, what a copper Barney Fife.


Found at a google of this

Loree71 vs. the Border Patrol Agent with an IQ too low to measure ...

However, it ain't what BC is lookin' for.