A couple of years ago, Jello Biafra put out an album with Mojo Nixon and the Toadliquors. They do a song to this tune, called "May the Fetus Be Aborted". Of course, it's not very PC (or it's very PC, depending on which side of the fence you're standing on), but a very good song. They do an excellent, high-energy version, that you can't help but sing along with.

I would also love to find the lyrics for "Turtle".

Paul.