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Thread #81477   Message #1499379
Posted By: Haruo
03-Jun-05 - 02:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: Any one speak Globish? This is serious..
Subject: RE: BS: Any one speak Globish? This is serious..
There have been literally thousands of reasonably well-constructed invented languages published in the last four or five hundred years. There are probably a dozen "simplified versions of French" out there. You can make your own easily; just limit yourself to three verb tenses, one mood, and one personal ending (say, use the "empty set" je X form for all verbs. Use the feminine forms of articles and adjectives to the exclusion of the masculine. Say "Vivez le France! Vivez le femme!" a lot. L'eurofrançais.

Now, Solresol is a language that actually deserves the attention of Mudcatters: a language where linguistic information is conveyed by musical pitch and all words are made up of the syllables of the do-re-mi-fa-sol-la-si scale. It was quite the rage during the mid-19th century, Victor Hugo was big into it.

Haruo