THIS IS FLIPPIN' IT!!!

I'M OUTTA JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH, EH?   I'M A FLIPPIN' FREE MAN!!!!!!

IT'S PARTY NIGHT TONIGHT, MAN! BLIND RIVER IS GONNA ROCK!!!!

Here is, like, the best part. We had a, like, hearing with the judge, eh? and he decided that I was probally under the influence of my big brother Don when we broke into the hardware store, the school bus, the tattoo parlor and the Beer STore. He has put Don on flippin' PROBATION!!! And I gotta keep an eye on Don for the next flippin' 6 MONThs and make sure he don't no nuthin' wrong!!!

AWWWW HA HA HA HA HA!!!! i LOVE IT! dON ISFLIPPIN' FIT TO BE TIED, EH? He is PISSED! Ha! I am gonna watch him like a flippin' hawk, man.

Officer Dana gave me a hug when I walked out on the street, a free man. I figger marriage is near. The articles I have, like, been writing have made me some money but the judge took 2 thrids of it to pay off the damages bit by bit. I keep the other 2 thirds for myself. That means I am flippin' LOADED, MAN! I'm rich! The gurls will be linin' up 30 deep for me.

We are gonna get drunk tonight. Flippin' drunk. So drunk we can't flippin' SEE! Oh boy....

Get back to ya when I regain my, like, normal senses, eh? In a few days.

Sweet Jeesus, we are gonna get SOOOOOO FLIPPIN' drunk. I can see it now.

- BDiBR