Don? He's a lot like Shane, but has been far better at earning a living. He's had a job as a mechanic at the local service station for at least 7 years, till getting arrested recently. You can basically thank Don for keeping Shane fed and watered for the past decade...sort of. Shane is the "kid brother", so Don watches over him. This latest turn of the cards is highly ironical, to say the least.

On a cloudy day, though, it's not that easy telling them apart at a distance unless Don takes off his hat. Shane has way more hair, you see, and he never lets Don forget it. They both wear grotty old jackets and grotty old baseball caps turned backwards that say, "I'm with the LOSER ---->"...or "Go Leafs Go!"...or "FREE SEX" (with downward pointing arrow).