Oh, lighten the fuck up you humour-challenged bunch of twits. Jaysus Murphy!!! If this is all you have to APPEAR to be upset about, your life is rife with wasted energy or your anguish is misdirected. Really, you need therapy to get over this void in your appraoch to LIVING your life rather than be a victim of it.

If you want to whine about your lot in life, start a thread and I'll post to it to convey my sympathies and condolences - sincerely. Otherwise, leave the party because you're downing my buzz, man.

In other words, fuck you if you can't take a joke.