Dixons could be quite confusing too. Though in a way it's surprising the company have never used it as an advertising jingle, so far as I know. Probably because while the tune is familar enough the words have never really registered over here.

Away down town I'm going out shopping
Where quality is not forgotten
Everyday!Everyday!
Everyday in Dixon's Store.

I wish I was in Dixons
Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixon's store I'll take my stand
So much to buy in Dixons,
Everyday!Everyday!
Everyday in Dixon's Store.