Okay, we know it was your fault, you nasty little quantum duck-dog. Playing around with wormholes and causing six months of the Mudcat to disappear from the space-time continuum. Bad Gluon!

But now it's back! We knew you could do it! Well done! Just don't do it again! You wanna play around with websites and wormholes there are a lot of porn sites, right-wing hate sites, and Christina Aguilera fansites that we'd love to see disappear entirely.

Now, quit humpin' Joe Offer's leg and get back to the MOAB where you belong!