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Thread #82050 Message #1501600
Posted By: GUEST,MMario
15-Jun-05 - 10:42 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Parody - Workin' down in Hades
Subject: Parody - Workin' down in Hades
this started percolating in my brain roughly a year ago - - happenned to run across it today and more got added - thought I'd post:
Workin' Down in Hades
I used to work up in the sky, harping amidst the clouds I used to work in Heaven boys, and sing Hosannahs loud But the Great I AM said I had sinned, and needs must that I fall There's only one job left for me - to be the Devil's thrall
Working down in Hades, amid the ice and flames tormentin' all the hapless souls and hearin' all their screams And the torments that I visit them have shrivel'd up my soul and it's all shriek together lads, we're demons all
Now I never rest nor sleep, nor do a selfless deed I know it will be centuries before my soul is clean But it's possible , or so I'm told, that I will someday rise and once again enjoy the sight of Heaven's clean blue skies
Working down in Hades, amid the ice and flames tormentin' all the hapless souls and hearin' all their screams And the torments that I visit them have shrivel'd up my soul and it's all shriek together lads, we're demons all
It's darker then the darkest night, except where there is flame And whether from the heat or cold, the burning is the same And I would do most anything for to hear a single psalm But only have myself to blame for all that I did wrong
Working down in Hades, amid the ice and flames tormentin' all the hapless souls and hearin' all their screams And the torments that I visit them have shrivel'd up my soul and it's all shriek together lads, we're demons all