I recently got a packet from Radioshack (I own a franchise), that included a sign that said CLOSED THANKSGIVING. It included a short instruction that read do not post this sign if your store is open Thanksgiving.

I saw an advertisement in our local paper. It featured a photo of a Realtor and read Bob Shaffer just wants to wish his many customers a Merry Christmas! Thanks for a great 1999, and I look forward to serving you throughout the new millennium! Now here's a guy with an unreal life expectancy.

LEJ