Bobert! The Idaho Legion is willing to ride to your defense, subject to certain conditions*. They are mostly saddled and mounted and ready to ride, and those that aren't are getting the their saddles outa pawn even as I write this.

Just give the word!














*The Conditions:

1. No warranties are expressed or implied.
2. Cash on the barrelhead. No credit. And good solid US currency, too.
3. Bail and bond money will be provided as needed.
4. You get what you pay for.
5. You're responsible for all injuries and illnesses, regardless of cause.
6. All firearms, ammunition, explosives, sharp or pointed objects, and other dangerous things will be kept out the hands of members of the Legion.
7. Brush after every meal.
8. Wear clean undies.
9. Your mileage may vary.
10. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.