The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82010   Message #1502982
Posted By: GUEST,Joe_F
17-Jun-05 - 09:56 AM
Thread Name: worst rhyme ever
Subject: RE: worst rhyme ever
Donuel: Cf.

Oh, my name is Diamond Lily,

I'm a whore in Picadilly,

And my father runs a brothel in the Strand,

And my brother sells his arsehole

To the guards in Windsor Castle --

We're the finest fucking family in the land.

--- Joe Fineman

||: I can state with complete confidence that I'll never amount to anything. :||