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Thread #59418 Message #1503123
Posted By: Amos
17-Jun-05 - 03:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
CP/M??? Yahoo!! PIP a* b*!! My old Osborne 1 ran it like a champ...well, maybe more like a lawnmower or a steam-powered automobile, a little chuffy and huffy and grindy, but it ran it. WordStar, VisiCalc and BASIC and I was in pig heaven. 64K of RAM, too!! LOL!!!
BS, as any good practitioner knows, is quark-like in its multidimensionality, violating the known dimesnions of the continuum of Ordinary Significance at every opportunity. This is why good BSers are so blithe as they leap from string to string completely ignoring the ordinary protocols of Proper Spacetime Meaning. This is also why these jolly scarpers upset ordinary folks so much -- they tremble in their boots at the notion that not only their territory but also every map they own can be rendered useless by a single twist of the subjunctive Mighta-Muumuu or the Terrible Willbe-Was oscillator. Gives' em the Pandimensional Relativistic Heebie Jeebies of the lower thesaurus and wrecks their complacent epistimologies in a heartbeat, it do. Brainwaves scattering like stardust. Turrible.