The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82125   Message #1503282
Posted By: PoppaGator
17-Jun-05 - 06:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: I want to be a War Profiteer!
Subject: RE: BS: I want to be a War Profiteer!
Absolutely go for it; you will be much more well-respected by the average unthinking citizen than you are now in your current incarnation as a weak-willed sob-sister bleeding heart.

You won't be expected to pay taxes, either ~ your fellow fat cats know how to make sure there are always enough loopholes in the tax code for themselves and their fellow exploiters.

There are probably ways a person can get rich while making a positive contribution to the human race, but the most of the best proven methods for aggrandizing oneself involve victimizing as many of your fellow humans as you possibly can. Might as well go all the way, take things to their logical conclusion, and make your profits by killing and maiming whoever stands in your way ~ it's a time-honored tradition!