Here is another text.  This version is from Australia.
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THE KINGS CROSS HARLOTS' BALL
(Tune: Darktown Strutters Ball)

Well I fucked in Cuba and I fucked in Spain,
And I fucked all over the Spanish Main,
But the best fuck of them all,
Was when I fucked my mother-in-law,
Last Saturday night at the Kings Cross harlots' ball.

                                               - Without her pants on!

Well, they lined a hundred shielas up against the wall,
And I bet five quid I could fuck them all,
But, when I got to ninety-eight,
I thought my poor old prick would break,
So I went down town and had some oyster stew,
And then came back and did the other two.
And now I'm feeling fine,
Got fuckin' right off my mind,
The other night at the Kings Cross harlots' ball.

And then I went on down to hell,
'Cos me and Nick we get on well;
I asked him for a glass of water -
When he went out I fucked his daughter.
When he came back with the glass,
I shoved that thing right up his arse,
And if you think that was a joke,
You should have heard my penis croak,
Last Saturday night at the Kings Cross harlots' ball.


Note: This is from pg. 35 of _Snatches & Lays_ 1st ed. 1962.