I'm sorry about that last post, the devil made me do it.

Seriously folks, I have finally realized that I need help. I thought about a psychiatrist or counselling or a psychologist but decided it would be much wiser to convert to Christianity. Thats right, folks, I have become a Born Again Christian.

I hope you will find it in your hearts to forgive me.

I am sending the vast fortunes I have made from my WalMart stock to the PLO in hopes that I will find forgiveness in the eyes of the Lord. Never again will I engage in racist stereotypes. I am learning to listen to women and realize that they are not all bimbos. I would especially like Carol C. to forgive me so that we can move on in our lives.