Geez, Embo, I thought you were looking for rhymes for "chicken soup"--I had come up with "flickin' poop," descriptive of Catspaw; "frickin' droop" descriptive of me after a sleepless night, "bricken stoop"--a feature of a house on a moor.

Here's a kids' chant with the rhymes:

Catspaw sittin' on a bricken stoop,
Swattin' flies and flickin' poop--
Makes me feel like a frickin' droop;
Mama, bring me some chicken soup.

--seed