Hey, I'll be playin' in Luray, Va. at a street closin' 4th of July Festival on, ahhhhh, July 4th.... I'm scheduled fir 'round 5:00 (whci mean 5:30) and will perform as "Sidewalk Bob & the Pedestrians"...

Oughta be a blast...

Anyone within in range, hey, come to Luray...

And stop by an' say "Hey"...

Bobert, alias "Sidewalk Bob"