A long time ago when the trees were green
There were more spots for makin' out than you've ever seen!
We'd snuggle up close, maybe drink a little corn,
Out there behind Uncle Abner's barn.

Oh there was Brandi and Lisa, and Carol and Lou,
Mary and Jeri -- to name just a few,
Stella and Tammy were wild girls too,
But the best of the bunch was the one called "Pooh."