Tons, brucie, tons. Mucha moola. Swami Bananananda has a simply limitless appetite for your cash, your possessions, and your time. I won't mention his other appetites. There is some very nasty gossip about that.

But a brief introduction and a mantra will only set you back about $50. What a deal, eh?

Who wouldn't give that for a ticket to eternal bliss, eh? ;-)