The Norse god Thor decided to become a mortal for a while and went down to earth. He met a beautiful girl and they spent the evening together. In the morning Thor decided to reveal his identity to the woman. "I'm Thor" he said. "You're thor!" she said, "Lithen buthter, I'm tho thor I can hardly thit down!"

Q. Where did the teacher send Eric the Viking when he got sick in class?
A. To the school Norse!

Q. What do Eric the Viking and Smokey the Bear have in common?
A. They have the same middle name.

A bit corny but hope the birthday whenth well