The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82239   Message #1505886
Posted By: gnomad
21-Jun-05 - 08:11 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Low Dive
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Low Dive
Don't tell me one of these doors leads to a valley full of sheep? Better baa it quick or the place will be full of druids singing about saucepans, they are attracted to low dives, I think it's the darkness that does it.

That dripping tastes fishy to me, think we could make some sort of soup out of it if we drag the tea urn to one side a bit? I think that barrel of Riggwelter must be faulty, or someone has got to it before me, either way my syphon isn't flowing any more, I'll have a rummage and see what else this place holds.

.. Hmm, sacks, tacks, portwine tub (phew dunno what THAT's had in it, better put it in the soup or we'll never sell it to the discerning gourmet crowd upstairs)... what's that knocking sound at the door?