Well,it was firemen at the door, but I didn't let them in (as instructed) til it's all mopped up, which could be quite a long time unless somebody actually starts mopping. Not offering, of course, it wouldn't be a proper dive if somebody kept cleaning it. They were asking about a cow, but didn't seem imterested when offered sheep, said it wasn't done, or something.

Do we do sedition down here? I just ask 'cause it sounds like it might be fitting, only I don't know how to start; this could be my first sedition. Does this mean it will attract collectors offering ridiculous prices in 50 years time?

Oh, and could whoever it was please shout "Mackintyre" again, but a bit louder, it seems to worry the be-sheeted sheep worriers, makes 'em think there's some competition.

Now then, where did I leave that syphon? If there's no more Riggwelter I'll make do with Bishop's Finger...and nuts, got to have nuts,soon.

It's gone awfully quiet upstairs, not a sound since that guy without a banjo went up. Hope they're alright and haven't burned the place down or anything daft like that.