Posh & Becks have cornered the market in English stupidity. The authorities fear that this may lead to a serious stupidity shortage in the UK generally, and particularly in England.

Bad news for politicians trying to get their latest crop of lies accepted. Only two people in the whole country will believe them.

BTW, for our American friends who may not follow soccer, that's Posh Spice, and David Beckham.

I am now going into hiding from soccer fans, who will probably put out a contract on me.

Don T.