The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82239   Message #1506439
Posted By: gnomad
21-Jun-05 - 08:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Low Dive
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Low Dive
You just click your heels and wish.

Food, what happened to my nuts, I'm sure they were just here when I left 'em to try that there cog? Aah, here we are, two slop trays together, and inside, oops sorry to disturb you at such a moment, didn't know hamsters did that sort of thing even in private. It sure is powerful stuff that cog.

A moment or two to collect my thoughts, and other stray bits, then refreshment, wonder if they've got any Rhattarse left, if it's a bit past its best that'll be OK, I'm sure I won't notice once the syphon is working properly. Maybe I need to lie down, that should increase the flow.

Nope, it's no good, if I want to lie down I'll just have to get down on hands and knees first, can't slide down a wall that sticks to you like that. That's better.

ZZZ..zzz..zzz...Erk! That was just getting good and I've remembered the squid jello soup, with port and unidentified flavouring, well there it is; hot and faintly cheesy...I'm not sure the gourmets will go for this. Oh stuff it, seven hours on a very low light, top it off with toasted cheese and a foreign-sounding name, they'll think it's something special. In fact it is, I'm just not quite sure what it is, or whether it's safe.

Think I'll just doss down in this barrel here, that should keep off the worst of the drips.