however nobody mad enough to eat his bodhran.....as yet!

one day they will sample evrything and nobody will have to play. Or when somebody does play - they'll say its not as good as the sample - 'ere mate press this button and you an hear what you should sound like.

the chieftains will sit round in a circle smiling as though they shared intimate secrets, and pressing buttons.

And someone will say, you can't drink soup out of your drum machine, and Van Morrison will say that gives me an idea for a song:-

You can't drink soup out of a drum machine

another classic!