To the tune of "Please Release Me"

Please release me, let me go
'Cuz I can't stand this thread no mo'
The ghost of Martin Gibson must be pleased
To read a thread that's so diseased.

I logged on to Mudcat late one night
Hoping not to see a fight
Soon, I clicked on "For Real, I Quit."
There I saw folks in a snit.

I been home sick two days this week.
I can't keep my promise not to peek.
Its just like when I pass a wreck
I just can't help but rubberneck.

I 'll swear, tommorrow I'll be good
Ignore this thread just like I should
But then, I find I crave to know
Who it was struck the last blow.

As entertainment goes it's true
Long ago this thread was through
I've had enough to make me sick
So why, this thread do I still click?

Please release me let me go
'Cuz I can't stand this thread no mo'
The ghost of Martin Gibson must be pleased
To read a thread that's so diseased.

Janie;)