Oh let's not and just say we did!

How's them margheuritas coming? And we ain't talking daisies here!

Does anyone else fancy some fruit? I've got a hankering after cherries and I still have Berts' Card here... although it's starting to fray at the edges and his scrawling signature has nearly been rubbed off.... I think that last swipe on Ebay did it... well it was a Porsche for 50pence....

Seems a DJ was interviewing a "glamour" model and said on air that he'd leave his wife and kids for her. His wife was listening and immediately put his £15,000 Porsche up for sale on Ebay, and used the 'Buy now for 50p' option with the message 'Must sell in the next couple of hours before my husband comes home and finds his belongings out on the street'....

Cool woman.. she deserves a drink here!

LTS

Oh, and it wasn't the first time - he'd made some comment about leaving her on air whilst she was pregnant with his child too.....