Rapaire - my query was about the predeliction which pota(and their)toes seem to have for reclining on a couch, not about their sex.
Personally, I do not wish to hear about the sex of potatoes, and would like to suggest that if they DO intend to have sex, they take it to their bedroom and not do it on the sofa, Thank You!
Even better, perhaps they should take it into another thread and leave this one alone.
Quack!
Geoff the Duck.