Potatoes, as I said, are male and female. I shan't discuss the matter beyond that, even though I (shudder!) know more about it than I really want to know. I will say, and only to satisfy your prurient interest, that What Goes On is degrading, disgusting, degenerate, and other, similar, words that begin with "d" -- and the word "pervert" quite adequately describes them.

(AND they do it in the street and scare the horses! Humph!)