The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #82239   Message #1507340
Posted By: Charmion
22-Jun-05 - 05:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Low Dive
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Low Dive
The thing that has always impressed me about the ladies' loo in this place is the elegant way the management has rivetted heavy steel strapping around each toilet cistern to prevent patrons in the grip of debate from battering each other with the cistern lids.

That, and the crabs using match-sticks to pole-vault from the floor to seat level.