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Thread #59418   Message #1507416
Posted By: Stilly River Sage
22-Jun-05 - 06:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
And here's an odd little one:

Another Dead Mosquito

A little mosquito once sat on my arm,
her evil intent was to cause me some harm.
To stick in her proboscis and suck up my blood,
leaving behind a sore itch I must rub.
I think its quite mean doing something like that....

So I raised my right hand and I swatted her flat.

Comes from a book of "Poetry for the Family" that you can buy for $10.