One thing that keeps us going through the festive season is our informal prize for the most nauseous newsletter received within the family from people we've almost forgotten telling us news about people we've never met! Usually their children discover a cure for cancer at 3, play ten musical instruments to conservetoire standard by 4, graduate PhD with honours by 6, make their first million at 7...you get the picture.
Why do none of them tell of glue-sniffing,bed-wetting, shoplifting, school exclusion or something really interesting?!
Roger the Cynic.