The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1507572
Posted By: GUEST,G-Spot
22-Jun-05 - 09:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,

Greenest state in the land of the free.

Raised in the woods so he knew every tree

Killed him a "bar" when he was only three.

The next thing you know Old Jed's a millionaire

Kin folk said "Jed, Move away from there!"

Said "Californey is the place you ought to be"

Killed him a bear when he was only three

(Cub, that is; baby bear, not too big)