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Thread #82308 Message #1507631
Posted By: Don Firth
22-Jun-05 - 10:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: hillary...
Subject: RE: BS: hillary...
They decided to put a wax figure of George W. Bush in Madame Tussaud's.
The question came up as to where, exactly, they should put him. Definitely not next to the figure of George Washington, because Washington couldn't tell a lie. They seriously considered beside Richard Nixon because Nixon couldn't tell the truth. Then someone said, "How about beside Ronald Reagan? He couldn't tell the difference!"
After a long and serious discussion, they put him next to Christopher Columbus, because Columbus didn't know where he was going, when he got there, he didn't know where he was, and when he got back, he didn't know where he'd been.
Don Firth
P. S. Actually, though, I would have put him next to Howdy Doody, because they look alike, both have a head full of sawdust, and without someone to pull their strings, neither of them would know what to do.